A Note to Brides

Dear Brides:

I would like to issue a warning. It's a good idea to avoid getting married the day after Thanksgiving. Or, if you must, at least make sure you don't try your dress on half an hour after Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, it's not a good idea. Unless your mother knows how to work a needle and thread. Then, I have learned, you're OK.

That is all.

P.S. I am getting married tomorrow. That really is all.

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